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I Definitely love superman

This **** alien in blue underwear and a red set of curtains draped over his shoulders just punched me through my office wall. Just because I want to rid this world of his **** face and improve human life doesn't mean I'm a bad guy, I mean he literally fell from the sky but he's not a ****. Wake up people, we don't need his kind here. I hate everything about him. (There were no swear words used in this, just ($+u p i d)

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World Domination

Ah, how delightful to see you all gathered here, trembling before the inevitable! You have fought valiantly, of course—scrambling like ants to delay what cannot be stopped. But your efforts? Futile. Your resistance? Laughable. Your hope? Deliciously misplaced. For too long, this world has wallowed in mediocrity, clinging to fragile notions of peace, justice, and harmony. Weakness dressed up as virtue! No more! I have seen the truth: only through chaos can we achieve perfection, and I am its architect. I will tear down your broken systems, burn your traditions to ash, and rebuild a world where power and brilliance reign supreme! You may call me a monster. A tyrant. Evil. But history will remember me as a savior. Those who survive, that is. You see, this is not merely the end of your defiance—it is the dawn of my dominion. Bow before me now... or be swept away in the tide of destiny!

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